Boy: Lets have sex!!! Girl: Ummm, no thanks... Boy: Did you hear me? Girl: Yeah, Im not deaf. Boy: Then what did I say? Girl: Lets hav- Wait. Im not falling for that again! Boy: ...
Umm, Ke$ha? I don't think "LOVE" is the only drug you're on . .
I hate it when people don't rotate pictures!
That feeling you get when you are in someone's profile picture.
hate when i cnt sleep
I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
I fear the day Facebook decides to inform users of who has viewed their profile . . . and how many times.
girl: "dad i'm pregnant" dad: "who to?" girl: "well its either: ben, john, kane, leon, liam, oliver, tom, george, adam, william, lachie, rick, eli, richard, steve, harry, james, justin, nick or patrick." dad: "well it couldn't possibly have been justin.."
Listening to songs you wouldn't dare listen to in front of your friends
Teacher: "Have you done your homework?" Student: "Have you graded my test?" Teacher: "No, I have other student's stuff to grade" Student: "I have other teacher's homework to do"
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eBay - it's cheaper for a reason.
There's a baby in there somewhere
What do you do when ur alone?
If you want loyalty and attention - get a dog.
When i grow up, I wanna be like mommy!
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